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Indica Flowers

XXX OG money-mouth

1/8 – $ 40.00 (4 grams)

1/4 – $ 80.00

1/2 – $ 145.00

Potent Indica Strain.

Nice Flowers with Pungent OG Aroma. New batch July 2024.

NEW – XXX OG, from parent strains OG Kush and XXX, is an indica that took 1st place in the 2014 Los Angeles Cannabis Cup. Its bulky, conic buds glow with a heavy, white coat of oozing trichomes, emitting earthy, pine, and lemon notes that combine for a sap-like aroma. In small doses, XXX OG induces moderately sedating effects that allow some mental clarity and physical energy. As you increase the dose, the fight against lethargy and couchlock becomes futile. This makes XXX OG an excellent remedy for sleeplessness, and severe cases of nausea and chronic pain may benefit from the potent effects of this strain. Effects: Sleepy, Relaxed and Hungry. Flavors: Spicy/Herbal, Woody and Pine.

Skywalker OG cool

1/8 – $ 40.00 (4 grams)

1/4 – $ 80.00

1/2 – $ 145.00

Classic OG Indica Strain. New Batch July 2024.

Great Batch. Pungent Frosty Light Neon Green Flowers.

NEW – Skywalker OG is a potent indica-dominant strain that may just take you to a galaxy far, far away. No sith genetics here – this plant is a cross between Mazar x Blueberry and OG Kush and has strong aroma characteristic to kush strains that includes a spicy herbal scent tinged with jet fuel. This strain makes relaxation your only mission, and some users report strong body effects that include mild tingling and numbness. If pain and physical limitations are the issue, Skywalker OG is here to rescue you. Effects: Sleepy, Relaxed and Tingly. Flavors: Pungent, Spicy/Herbal and Earthy. May the Force be with you!

Platinum OG money-mouth

1/8 – $ 40.00 (4 grams)

1/4 – $ 75.00

1/2 – $ 145.00

1 ounce – $ 260.00

New Batch of OG Buds. July 2024.

Classic, Potent & Reliable and Popular Kush Strain. Very Similiar to Bubba Kush.

NEW – Platinum OG is just as precious as the metal it’s named after. This indica-dominant strain asserts itself as one of the “heaviest” strains around. Platinum OG is purported to stem from three strains: Master Kush, OG Kush, and a third unknown parent. Flowers are lime green and plump, with prominent orange hairs and a platinum coasting thanks to the abundance of THC crystals. A brief, heady onset settles into a powerful physical sedation suitable for nighttime use and pain, stress, or anxiety relief, making this precious strain a robust healer. Flavors: Pine, Pungent and Coffee. Effects: Sleepy, Relaxed and Hungry.

Sativa Flowers 

Platinum White Widow surprised

1/8 – $ 40.00 (4 grams)

1/4 – $ 80.00

1/2 – $ 140.00

1 ounce – $ 275.00

Impressive Sativa Dominant Hybrid Strain.

Fresh Frosty Buds grown and sourced locally out of Long Beach. New to menu as of July 2024.

NEW – Platinum White Widow is a 60/40 sativa dominant hybrid strain made from a genetic cross between a Brazilian sativa landrace and a resin-heavy South Indian strain. WW is one of the most famous strains worldwide, first bred in the Netherlands by Green House Seeds in the 1990s. Its buds are white w/ crystal resin. Patients often choose WW when dealing with stress, anxiety and chronic pain. An ideal strain for a moderate cannabis user. The dominant terpenes are myrcene and caryophyllene. Effects: Energetic, Talkative, Uplifted and Focused. Flavors: Woody, Spicy/Herbal and Earthy. Fantastic new fresh and frosty AF flowers, mid July arrival. Best Buds on menu. Try some out today!

Tropical Haze cool

1/8 – $ 40.00 (4 grams)

1/4 – $ 80.00

Sativa Dominant Strain.

Fresh Buds grown and sourced locally out of San Pedro. Late May 2024. 

Tropical Haze is a sativa-dominant strain made from a genetic cross between Skunk Valley Haze and Tropicana Cookies. It’s an ideal strain choice for both beginner and experienced cannabis consumers. Patients say effects make them feel talkative, uplifted, and happy. Often chosen when dealing with symptoms associated with pain, stress and depression. TH features an aroma and flavor profile of mango, tropical, and orange. Limited supply batch back after a hiatus, will be a menu regular again this summer and beyond. Effects: Energetic, Creative and Uplifted. Flavors: Pine, Citrus and Mint.

Blue Dream tongue-out

1/8 – $ 40.00 (4 grams)

1/4 – $ 80.00

1/2 – $ 140.00

Great Taste & Aroma. Sativa Hybrid, Nice Buzz.

Popular Classic Old School Strain. New batch, July 2024.

NEW – Blue Dream is a sativa-dominant hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Blueberry with Haze. This strain produces a balanced high, along with effects such as cerebral stimulation and full-body relaxation. In terms of flavor, Blue Dream is reported to smell and taste like sweet berries. Patients often use Blue Dream to treat symptoms of depression, chronic pain and nausea. Blue Dream originated in California and has since achieved legendary status among West Coast strains. Effects: Creative, Uplifted and Energetic. Flavors: Blueberry, Berry and Sweet. New fresh batch as of July 2024.

Hybrid Flowers & Pre Rolls

Mousse Cake cool

1/8 – $ 40.00 (4 grams)

 

1/4 – $ 80.00

 

Hydroponic Hybrid Nugs. Nice Chunky Buds.

Same Grow as the Platinum OG. Late May 2024.

 

Mousse Cake is a hybrid strain made from a genetic cross between Ice Cream Cake and Cake Mix. This strain has a sweet and creamy flavor that resembles a chocolate mousse cake with a hint of vanilla. Effects include relaxation, happiness, and sleepiness. Patients often choose Mousse Cake when dealing with symptoms associated with anxiety, pain, and insomnia. Bred by Compound Genetics, Mousse Cake features flavors like chocolate, cream, and vanilla. Effects: Sleepy, Relaxed and Giggly. Flavors: Vanilla, Honey and Lime. Try out some tasty & soothing Mousse Cake today.

Gushers yell

1/8 – $ 40.00 (4 grams)

 

1/4 – $ 80.00

 

Exotic Hybrid Strain.

Tasty Fruity Buds. Great Aroma & Nice High. 

 

 

 

Gushers is a hybrid marijuana strain and a member of the Cookies family with Gelato # 41 and Triangle Kush parents. Gushers is a high-THC, low-CBD cultivar, and has strong, euphoric effects that can initially feel enervating, then sedating. Named for its thick fruit flavor. People consume Gushers for pleasure, wellness, and medical symptom management including pain, nausea, and insomnia. Effects: Tingly, Relaxed and Euphoric. Flavors: Tropical, Sweet and Berry. Fantastic frosty batch, not as many purple hues as in the photo. Fruity aroma and taste. Really nice buds that smell like grape candy.

Gorilla Glue # 4 laughing

1/8 – $ 40.00

 

1/4 – $ 80.00

 

1/2 – $ 145.00

 

 

Classic Hybrid Strain.

 

Strong Pungent Glue Aroma & Buzz. Great Batch. Dank New Batch, July 2024.

 

NEW – Original Glue, also known as “Gorilla Glue # 4” and  “GG4” is a potent hybrid marijuana strain that delivers heavy-handed euphoria and relaxation, leaving you feeling “glued” to the couch. Gorilla Glue’s chunky, resin-covered buds fill the room with pungent earthy and sour aromas inherited from its parent strains, Chem’s Sister, Sour Dubb, and Chocolate Diesel. Taking first place in both the Michigan and L.A. 2014 Cannabis Cups as well as the High Times Jamaican World Cup, this multiple award-winning strain’s supremacy is no longer a secret, and consumers will search far and wide to get their hands sticky w/ Original Glue (GG4). Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Hungry and Focused. Flavors: Pungent, Pine and Earthy.

Hurricane Rolls surprised

$ 15.00 each

* 3 for $ 40.00 *

Wax Drizzle & Kief Rolls

Hurricane Roll flavored pre rolls by 2020 Hiieffects. Hurricane Rolls come in 5 fun beach flavors and are rolled with indoor hybrid flowers, thick strong wax drizzle and kief. Slow burning and great for a small group of friends. Each Hurricane comes in an air tight glass tube to ensure freshness. Flavors are Boardwalk Fries, Caramel Corn, Ice Cream Cone, Pink Lemonade and Salt Water Taffy.

 

Oil & Wax Concentrates

Smashed Vape Oil Carts cool

1000mg – $ 40.00

Available in various Indica, Sativa and Hybrid strains.

~ 92% THC, strong and taste great

NEW – 1 gram cannabis vape oil cartridges from Smashed brand. Smashed hand picks the finest natural materials to give you that elevated experience you’ve been missing. Using a live plant extract, Smashed delivers a more flavorful & enhanced cannabis product than anything else on the market.  All natural ingredients, no harmful fillers. Available in various Indica, Sativa and Hybrid strains. Potent AF, now kick back and enjoy the High Life!

Smashed Disposable Pen

1000mg – $ 45.00

Various indica, sativa & hybrid strains (85 % THC)

Pesticide Free. Rechargeable Pens with Preheat Power Push Button laughing

Smashed brand disposable and rechargeable vape pens offer highly potent disposables made with pure cannabis oil using only top-shelf quality flower and cannabis-derived terpenes. Perfect for those who want to medicate on the go discretely. All pens are filled with pure uncut gold goodness testing at 85% + THC. No PG/PEG/VG, MCT or fillers. Pre Charged Ready to Use. Available in indica, sativa and hybrid strains, in 1000mg rechargeable devices, pesticide free, please recycle when you dispose. Brand new rechargeable disposable pen. Pen now a full gram of oil with a push power and preheat button, glass tank, ceramic coil. Battery wattage of 400mah. Best way to get Smashed!

Wax Shatter money-mouth

1 gram – $ 30.00

Nice strong wax shatter, ~ +80% THC

New strains not in photo from 2020 Brand

NEW – 1 gram nug run wax shatter by  1Flip and 2020 Hiieffects brands on the Certafarm menu. Wax shatter offer a unique way to medicate via dab or in a wax pen. Pure THC. Try some wax shatter today and get very medicated. Available in various indica and hybrid strains. Try some today and get rip roaring high!

Wax Crumble surprised

1 gram – $ 30.00

Very high quality crumble, ~ +80% THC

Various Strains Available. New supply from 2020.

NEW– 1 gram nug run wax crumble by 2020 Creations and 1 Flip brands are on the Certafarm menu and offers a unique way to smoke. Sprinkle some crumble into your joint or blunt for enhanced effects and unmatched potency. Or put some in your dab rig and light up. Either way, we guarantee you’ll love the flavor and effects that the crumble delivered. 2020 nug run wax crumble is made using a highly efficient Co2 purging process, no butane and no gnarly chemicals. Pure THC.

Dry Sift Hash by Smashed

1 gram – $ 25.00 

Traditional Morrocan Hash just like in Europe

HEAVY Indica Buzz

1 gram of Smashed Traditional Hash that is made from an orignial Moroccan OG strain of kief. Smashed Hash is only manufactured the authentic way, just like how it’s made back in Morocco. Hash can be enjoyed several ways from the Hot Knives method, the Glass Tee Pee method. Hash chips sprinkled on top of a bowl or inside of a spliff. Hash yogurt, vaporize it or dab it with a hot nail. Google listed methods for best results. Enjoy Smashed Hash today!

Edibles, Topicals, Papers & Pipes

STNDRD Gummy 4 Packs

200mg – $ 20.00 each

* 3 for $ 50.00 *

Fresh Supply June 2024

Tasty & Potent. Easy to dose. Individually Wrapped for Freshness.

NEW – STNDRD is a cannabis infused gummy manufacturer that makes great, satisfying snacks for both cannabis newbies as well as experienced, seasoned veteran users. These gummies pack a whopping 200MG THC, which will give your system a powerful high leading to relaxation. 4 per box, each one is 50mg THC and indvidually wrapped. Mixed variety of a few yummy flavors in sativa, indica and hybrid gummy options.

Smashed Neon Gummies

500mg THC – $ 30.00

THC infused Neon Gummy Bears & Worms tongue-out

500mg THC Smashed Neon Gummies. Smashed line of edibles are handcrafted gummies infused with cannabis delivering an accurate and potent experience. Premium cannabis infused gummies are 100% made with certified clean THC product, lab tested. Packaged in a resealable pouch to ensure freshness. Enjoy some Smashed Neon Gummy Bears or Worms today.

LYT Chocolate Bar tongue-out

800mg THC – $ 35.00

* 2 for $ 60.00 *

Hybrid & Indica Options Only

“Fun Size” Bars

THC Infused Premium Belgian Milk Chocolate

NEW – LYT brand 800mg THC infused Premium Belgian Chocolate “Fun Size” bars. By bringing together their passion for cannabis and love for good food, LYT offers the best tasting edibles you’ll ever taste! Enjoy this delicious chocolate bar and watch all your stresses melt away. 8 pieces per bar. 30-60 minutes wait for full effect. Consume Responsibly and Enjoy the Journey. Made in Los Angeles. Store in a cool, dry place. Enjoy one today!

Magic Wonka Bar surprised

3.5 gram – $ 35.00

* 3 for $ 90.00 *

Mushroom Chocolate Bar made with Golden Teachers

NOT Sold Separately.

Available when Bundled w/ 420 Products. 3 Bars Maximum. (Ask about Trippy Boys Chocolate Biscuits too!)

NEW – Magic Wonka psilocybin mushroom milk chocolate bars. Made with 3.5 grams of Golden Teacher strain of mushrooms and milk chocolate. Always start with lower doses due to differences between individual body weight, tolerance, metabolism and personal sensitivity. To determine tolerance, we suggest starting with one square. Each square contains 0.35g mushrooms. Made in Los Angeles. Store in a refrigerator or a cool, dry place. Great for micro-dosing. Enjoy one today!

Hornet Paper Cones

$ 2.00 each

6 filtered cones per pack

NEW – Pre-Rolled 1 1/4 Hornet raw paper cones are some of the most popular cones on the market. These precision-crafted pre-rolled classic Hornet raw cones are made from the same naturally unbleached and unrefined paper as classic papers are ready to be filled up with ease. Each pack comes with 6 cones. Pre-rolled cones made from the best quality unrefined plant fibers, now we’re smokin’!

Cyclones Hemp Cones

$ 2.00 each

Cyclones’ natural pure toasted hemp cones contain no tobacco, no nicotine and are made with non-GMO ingredients. At the beginning of the cone more herb is being burned and continues to lessen with each drag. Therefore, as it becomes stronger you smoke less and less of it. Cyclones include 2 cones with paper tips and packing tool. Triple dip flavoring system. Airtight tube, no licking needed. Enjoy one with your ground up flowers today.

High Hemp Wraps

$ 1.00 each

High Hemp Organic Wraps. 100% Organic Hemp, CBD+, non GMO, vegan, 100% tobacco free and all naturals. 2 filter tip herbal wraps per pouch. Product of Amsterdam , Netherlands. Available in 3 flavors. Hubba Bubba (Bubblegum), Maui Mango and Original plain.

3 inch Glass Pipes

$ 10.00 

NICE Glass Frit Hand Pipes w/ Air Carb

NEW – Nice colorful 3 inch hand blown glass pipes. Small compact in size for discretion and easy storage. Thick durable hand made glass with an air carb on the side of the bowl. Available in various colors and styles. Great selection and high quality frit glass hand pipes for on the go use.

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